Spidey’s ass has a life I was pretty unaware of until today! There’s actually a whole category for Spiderman’s Butt on Giphy. Fill us in down in the comments if you know! I wish to fuck I had any idea who these dudes were or why this was happening. Shiny muscle butts bouncing around all day long. Lovely to see the Batman working his way through the vinegar strokes. I have zero trouble imaginging what’s happening below the edge of that gif (partly because we’ve already seen Bob’s uncut dadwang) or that he makes time to jack it when he can escape his wife and family. He’s not sexless the way Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson are. I like Bob’s Burgers for a lot of reasons, but I really like Bob as a character too. I do like to see tounge-heavy kisses, though. Love to see this weird video from Cassius and Cat Power resurface from time to time with no context. Now, that’s something to see! I was shocked by this one, but god bless Calvin Klein for getting some glossy, fully nude male sex into the Giphy mix! Yowza. The Orphan Black aesthetic has never really been my thing. There’s a lot of this kinda stuff: white guys with the matching bodies and the same face smiling and giggling at each other. That said, I still found some weirdness that made my boner bob up and down a little bit! Let’s look: The best gay porn gifs on We’re still afraid to treat male bodies and penises with much more than a tittering “oh my!” kind of attitude, and it shows in the prevalence of very traditional, very socially acceptable, youthful, white male 6-pack bodies making up the gif options. It was easy to immediately see our collective cultural denial of male sexuality and male genital display at work here gifs of naked/aroused/sexualized female bodies outnumbered (easily by an exponent) what I could dig up for this, despite both being against the spirit of the Giphy’s TOS, if not the letter. That was, after all, how I first discovered Handjobs Magazine, so it’s not necessarily a flawed research system. I was brought back to my childhood days of carefully studying the JC Penny catalog menswear section (I was trying to find porn before I ever even know exactly what porn was) and looking up “penis” and “genitals” and “naked men” in any online encyclopedia or forum, as I searched the archives of Giphy for whatever random gay gifs nonsense I could think of. If you know ANYTHING about who this dude is, or why this exists, or where I can watch him rub his balls with his mouth open all day/every day, get in touch! This particular image is unsourced, linking only to the long-defunct. The longer I stared at it the more I wanted to stare at it, and started to wonder what other sorts of leg-spread crotch-grab magic might be hiding in Giphy all this time.
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